roswell's mystery chamber... now with less eyestrain!
hey! i'm Roswell
i was born in a witch's cauldron in the late second millennium CE. uploading content to the world wide web is all that i have.
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SONG OF THE MOMENT:
INSURANCE FROM GOD, 45 GRAVE, 1983
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past songs
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A spectral messenger appears... | |
![]() | "This website is optimized for absolutely NOTHING! It's not even optimized to my laptop since i got a new one! If the spacing is hideous try zooming in a little..." |
TO DO:
- custom backgrounds and such...
- host images somewhere that isnt imgur, probably
- hoard pages
- rearrange link garden beds.
- make some art, wretch!
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